The "Nun Bun" was stolen from Nashville's Bongo Java just over a year and a half ago (it even made the news in Europe). Thankfully their coffee is good enough to keep people coming back...though it was a joy to look into Mother Teresa's eyes for 30 seconds as I waited for my drink.

I'm calling for a reinstatement of the Nun Bun. We need to find her and return her to the original display case. And I believe that tonight is the night we should do this! Anyone sharing in this Nun Bun passion please meet me in the top floor of Bongo Java at 7:00 sharp. We can do this together, but not alone.

Ok, actually I'm just playing a concert tonight at Bongo with Gentry Morris. Please don't come with pitchforks or torches or anything looking for revenge. That would be bad.